My Unfunny Valentine.

A Valentine’s Day taunt to milk phobics everywhere:-

Is there to be no peace?!?

At times like this I can only snuggle further into my bean-bag, put on a pair of earphones and listen to the North Atlantic Lawyers Choral society giving their rendition of the alphabet song, sung in 42 languages and using the Patti Labelle/Muppet version:-

I have to be careful though. As Woody Allen once said, ““I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”